Friday 16 January 2015

DISCLAIMER -TO HURT ONE AND ALL

Four Children . No, make it five .


 Abki baar bachche chaar ! Someone added , Nahi paanch !   After all its about a mandate for 'chappan inch ka seena' (56 inches chest size ) .


Everybody is a Muslim screeched Assadudin Owaisi .


Sakshi to Owaisi , respected Parliamentarians  of the Indian Democracy come out with the most disrespectful statements and get away with it .

Do they deserve to be seated in our Parliament , not worth asking, because black and white answers will never be forthcoming . So what is expected from us - Enter the mode of #SeedhaSawal losing breath over no jawab .

Incident 2

The Censor Board Chief resigns over MSG release, alleging coersion and corruption . So how powerful is the 'Rockstar Baba ' ? No guesses, considering he has a #LoveCharger . No, it is a #LoveCharzer .
In between all the hashtags of #iSupportMSG , CBI likely to summon Dera Sachcha Sauda Chief Ram Rahim to Delhi where an FIR has been filed against him in Castration Case . This will be the third CBI investigation that the Dera Chief will face.
Meanwhile in real life too , he plays God and has his way .His film is to be released.Baba sure rocks.

Every Baba has his day in this country .

Incident 3
Now Baba Ramdev .His company Patanjali Ayurved is about to reach the 2000 crore mark. He claims it a victory of Swadeshi over multinational fmcg 's. Question is , is it linked to Bjp's victory. When those in power share stage with those who run business , even companies that have gone broke ,suddenly start minting pathbreaking revenues . Baba Ramdev's humble reply to this accusation is, "Modiji is fond of me but I have never seeked any favours . Yes the Congress govt always caused hindrance to our growth" .
And did I tell you he registered severe protest in a live interview with me when I called him Businessman Baba . He says it over and over again , "I have no shares in the company." I promptly asked , "Who is the CEO?" He answered, "Acharya Balkrishna, the company belongs to him " . And dont we know Acharya Balkrishna belongs to Baba Ramdev !

 Incident 4

Meanwhile away from the babas , with a distraught heart many see this headline coming .
No One Killed Sunanda
After No One killed Jessica , we witnessed the unwritten headline , No One Killed Aarushi, and now this .
Justice . Denied Again ? The delay kills the case at every step after the actual killing. Fudged up investigation and pathetic forensic labs ensure the murder of every case . Foul play was evident from day one but took Delhi Police one year to even raise such suspicions in their investigations and apply Sec 302
Justice can wait yet again .

While shameless poltical agendas are carried forward with statements based on religion by elected Parliamentarians , while accusations of coersion and corruption fly in the air over Babas that succeed in playing God by bypassing rules or manipulating them, and justice continues to be captive of shoddy  or manipulated investigations , the country awaits, with a great sense of pride , Obama's visit .


Yes, we shall dress up Agra and Delhi . Just for your information Agra has no airport till today . As per reports Obama is sure to get a flower treat. The report in ET says 35,000 exotic cut flowers and 20 quintals of loose chrysanthemums and marigolds are to be used for Republic day celebrations .  The exotic flowers ordered for the occasion include 4,000 Holland variety tulips , 3000 cut Anthuriums, 15,00 Oriental Lilies and 1000 golden Orchids .


The flower budget for Obama R-Day appearance exceeds PMO's quarterly expense.

 Let me sum it up like this ..

उम्र भर यही गलती करते रहे

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