Friday, 16 January 2015

DISCLAIMER -TO HURT ONE AND ALL

Four Children . No, make it five .


 Abki baar bachche chaar ! Someone added , Nahi paanch !   After all its about a mandate for 'chappan inch ka seena' (56 inches chest size ) .


Everybody is a Muslim screeched Assadudin Owaisi .


Sakshi to Owaisi , respected Parliamentarians  of the Indian Democracy come out with the most disrespectful statements and get away with it .

Do they deserve to be seated in our Parliament , not worth asking, because black and white answers will never be forthcoming . So what is expected from us - Enter the mode of #SeedhaSawal losing breath over no jawab .

Incident 2

The Censor Board Chief resigns over MSG release, alleging coersion and corruption . So how powerful is the 'Rockstar Baba ' ? No guesses, considering he has a #LoveCharger . No, it is a #LoveCharzer .
In between all the hashtags of #iSupportMSG , CBI likely to summon Dera Sachcha Sauda Chief Ram Rahim to Delhi where an FIR has been filed against him in Castration Case . This will be the third CBI investigation that the Dera Chief will face.
Meanwhile in real life too , he plays God and has his way .His film is to be released.Baba sure rocks.

Every Baba has his day in this country .

Incident 3
Now Baba Ramdev .His company Patanjali Ayurved is about to reach the 2000 crore mark. He claims it a victory of Swadeshi over multinational fmcg 's. Question is , is it linked to Bjp's victory. When those in power share stage with those who run business , even companies that have gone broke ,suddenly start minting pathbreaking revenues . Baba Ramdev's humble reply to this accusation is, "Modiji is fond of me but I have never seeked any favours . Yes the Congress govt always caused hindrance to our growth" .
And did I tell you he registered severe protest in a live interview with me when I called him Businessman Baba . He says it over and over again , "I have no shares in the company." I promptly asked , "Who is the CEO?" He answered, "Acharya Balkrishna, the company belongs to him " . And dont we know Acharya Balkrishna belongs to Baba Ramdev !

 Incident 4

Meanwhile away from the babas , with a distraught heart many see this headline coming .
No One Killed Sunanda
After No One killed Jessica , we witnessed the unwritten headline , No One Killed Aarushi, and now this .
Justice . Denied Again ? The delay kills the case at every step after the actual killing. Fudged up investigation and pathetic forensic labs ensure the murder of every case . Foul play was evident from day one but took Delhi Police one year to even raise such suspicions in their investigations and apply Sec 302
Justice can wait yet again .

While shameless poltical agendas are carried forward with statements based on religion by elected Parliamentarians , while accusations of coersion and corruption fly in the air over Babas that succeed in playing God by bypassing rules or manipulating them, and justice continues to be captive of shoddy  or manipulated investigations , the country awaits, with a great sense of pride , Obama's visit .


Yes, we shall dress up Agra and Delhi . Just for your information Agra has no airport till today . As per reports Obama is sure to get a flower treat. The report in ET says 35,000 exotic cut flowers and 20 quintals of loose chrysanthemums and marigolds are to be used for Republic day celebrations .  The exotic flowers ordered for the occasion include 4,000 Holland variety tulips , 3000 cut Anthuriums, 15,00 Oriental Lilies and 1000 golden Orchids .


The flower budget for Obama R-Day appearance exceeds PMO's quarterly expense.

 Let me sum it up like this ..

उम्र भर यही गलती करते रहे

धूल थी चेहरे पर
हम आइना साफ करते रहे


Monday, 15 December 2014


आओ खेद करें



प्रधान सेवक के देश में खेद की खेती शुरू हुई है। खेद यानि अफसोस ।


कैब में बलात्कार हुआ , गृहमंत्री ने इसे शर्मनाक बताया


सरहद पर शहीद हुए संकल्प की चिता तिरंगे में लिपटी मां की गोद में पहुंची , सरकार ने दुख व्यक्त किया ।


दो साल बाद भी निर्भया की मां इंसाफ का इंतज़ार कर रही है, देश को खेद है।



भारत सरकार में मंत्री साध्वी निरंजान ज्योति को भी खेद है । कहाँ तो माननीय मंत्री जी भारतीय होने की एक नई परिभाषा मुल्क को समझा रही थीं । एसी गाथा गढ़ी कि शब्द भी शर्मिंदा हो गए । कहा, जनता तय करे कि वो रामज़ादों को सत्ता सौंपेंगी  या हरामज़ादों को । यानि हर हिंदू रामज़ादा है । और जो रामज़ादा नहीं है वो हरामज़ादा है ।


अवाक , खामोश , बद्हवास , सुनिए । और सोचिए कि कि इस देश को चलाने वालों की सोच क्या है । सोच की गंगा अगर सूखने लगे तो संभालिए खुद को , क्योंकि साधवी इस देश की एकमात्र गौरवशाली वक्ता नहीं हैं ।



ममता बैनर्जी भी बोलीं और बोलीं तो बांस को शर्मिंदा कर दिया । भद्रलोक इस अभद्रता पर आवाक था । नज़रें झुक गईं। ममता बैनर्जी बांस के नायाब इस्तेमाल पर आमादा थीं। मुख्यमंत्री की भाषा पर लोग गुस्से में थे। ममता की पार्टी के सांसद तापस पाॅल तो रेप को राजनीतिक हथियार बनाने की बात पहले ही कर चुके थे ।भाषा की इस हिंसा पर  बंगाल को गुस्सा तब भी आया था। लेकिन फिर खेद पर जाकर मामला रफा दफा हो गया ।


लेकिन ना ये कोई पहला मौका है ना आखिरी ।


16 दिसंबर हो या 5 दिसंबर , धीरे धीरे ये देश एक अंतहीन अफसोस की श्रंखला में उलझ गया है। जन आक्रोश सत्ताधारियों के लिए सिर्फ  एक गुज़रता तूफान है । जैसे 16 दिसंबर वाला गुस्सा एक खतरनाक किस्म के मौन में बदल गया और निर्भया की मां आज भी इंसाफ के इंतज़ार में है । उनका दर्द समझिए । कहती हैं मेरी बेटी दो बूंद पानी के लिए सड़क पर तरसती रही , उसके गुनहगार आज दो साल बाद भी जेल में दूध रोटी खा रहे हैं । इंडिया गेट वाला गुस्सा कितना हल्का साबित हुआ । तारीखों में उलझे इंसाफ और वोट के लालच में लिपटी राजनीति ने जकड़ लिया है देश को ।प्रधान सेवक का ये देश ना निर्भया की मां के आंसू पोछ पया ना शहीद संकल्प शुकला की मां के ।


 निर्भया की जान चली गई हम अपनी व्यावस्था में जान नहीं फूंक पाए। पिछले 6 महीनों में सुप्रीम कोर्ट पहुंचने के बाद भी निर्भया कांड में एक बार भी सुनवाई नहीं हुई है । जिसे देश ने प्रतीक बनाया , जब उस केस में भी इंसाफ नहीं तो बाकियों का क्या। निर्भया के शरीर के चीथड़े कर दिए आरोपियों ने और अब मुझे ये कहने में ज़रा भी संकोच नहीं कि एक लापरवाह और सुस्त न्याय व्यवस्था ने कदम कदम पर न्याय का गला घोट दिया है । वो न्याय जो नर्भया का था , वो न्याय जो उसकी मां का है, इस देश की आधी आबादी के आजादी से जीने के अधिकार का है ।


झाड़ू उठाईए हाथ में । कीजिए खूब सफाई । सड़क का कूड़ा तो फिर भी हट जाएगा । लेकिन एक स्वच्छता बाकी है । एक अभियान और शुरू कीजिए, स्वच्छ सोच की।


Monday, 1 December 2014

#SeedhaSawaal How dead are we inside?



Once again We are quick in showing outrage. A thing we do best. Even as we all salute the Rohtak Bravehearts for fighting back Sexual Molestors on a bus ,what about the Cowards who just watched and smiled ?

Let me tell you THESE COWARDS AND THEIR DNA IS NOT VERY UNIQUE IN INDIA. They stand everywhere . The Bus stand , inside the bus , at the workplace, schools , colleges ,marketplace . Incredible India has such cowards who can sit silent if it's not their own sister. They simply enjoy. They smile. They fake ignorance and carry a 'I have nothing to do with this ' look on their face that can put anyone to shame . Silence is a virtue they adopt out of cowardice . They die for those moments as a human being
When Nirbhaya died in a  Singapore Hospital a nation showed outrage at India Gate. A young dream was brutally gangraped and  mudered on a moving bus in the heart of the capital. India was angry. The youth of this country demanded change. They were ready to brave police lathis. But not ready to relent.

What has changed today , except the calendar and perhaps the place. Now it's Rohtak and three sexual predators abuse two girls in a bus. Just like Nirbhaya fought back then , Pooja and Aarti hit back . What is more shocking this time is the video of cowardly onlookers who just watched . The three men harassed and people aboard the bus just sat back in their seats . Two girls fought back with all their might and other passengers sat frozen enjoying the incident . Will we ever face ourselves ?


With every such incident we want the system  to change . We scream slogans . We paint posters . We start protest marches and light candles. Care to change the system within yourself , anyone?